Punk Rock – Black Coffee – Vulgarity- Badass Contour

(and a dash of basic bitch-ness)

My parents didn’t actually hate me enough to name me Kyles, but that’s what I’ll go by for now. I host the the Sex, Mental Health & Rock n’ Roll podcast and the author of this blog. I grew up in a punk rock household with my dad and loving dog-brother. I started going to concerts before I even slid on out of my mom (well I was kinda cut out-but that’s a different story). To be quite blunt, at the age of 23, I have gone to more concerts than you’ve had intercourse. Weird analogy, maybe? Great comparison, yes!

I am not subtle what so ever and the only way to ease my resting bitch face is with a nice cold glass of vodka. I commonly take on the behaviors of a nervous poodle and Chihuahua, and by commonly I mean 24/7.

-Be good, or be good at it-

 

My hobbies include:

  • Millions of doctors appointments weekly
  • Wallowing in self pity
  • Pretending on social media I don’t wallow in self pity
  • Answering questions about how I am not a midget
  • Depression sleeps
  • Offending others
  • Worrying about things I don’t know what I am even worrying about
  • Blending, so my contour doesn’t look fucked up

I only like this picture because of my mouth

 

 

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♥Kyles

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